Procrastination at it's finest...

So a friend and I were studying for a Histology lab final and it was purely awful. In the middle of studying, we began a series of texts that turned out to be hilarious in my opinion. I have chosen to share the conversation. The following represents how pre-med students find humor in stressful situations, and find ways to work in a laugh, no matter how dark the idea.
 Italics represent my friend.

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Cumulous Oophorus and Corona Radiata don't exist
simultaneously within the follicle. The oophorus turns into
the radiata. I was just telling you because I have a diagram
on my packet that has them together.

This would totally sound like a dirty txt to a non-bio major.

OMG

LOL

Can you go buy a gun and come over and murder me? 

Think of it as Dr. assisted suicide? 

Yea, or 1st degree murder...but ya know, tomato tahmato.

We can stage it as a burglary.

No one has to know. 

Do you have ethanol for me to wipe away the 

fingerprints or do I need to bring gloves?

I have 70% Isopropyl alcohol. And some running gloves that 

you can use and then keep afterward. They're quite comfy. 

Can I keep a vile of your blood around my neck??

Too far?

You can even have my digital piggy bank 

that has about $90 in change.

That doesn't answer my question. 

You could get that anytime! But if you want to get some 

brain in it too for goodluck then sure, why not!

You're too sweet...really.

I know, right?

See you in 15.

Okay! Should I be naked? Most people get killed naked don't they?

That way it's more brutal and I seem indisposed??

Most def.

Awesome. Should you shoot me on the toilet then?

That might seem appropriate?

Only if it's number 2.

Always. I'll light a candle for you. 

I hope it's diarrhea.

Well, let me hurry and eat a pound of velveeta and rotel.

That ought to do the trick.

Fine then, I'll move it back 20 min.

Let's do 45, that way I can squeeze in that last episode of Glee.

I need to know who wins sectionals.

Alright, but straight to the toilet after it's done.

Oh, I'll be running by then.

Hahahahaha

That was epic.

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